- Made 2359 Stansted Express off 2330 Ryanair arrival. Yay speed-walking and ruthlessness #
- In the town where I was born, just long enough for the train to stop and start again. Maybe one day I'll get out & see what it's like #
- just moved to new office. sadly a) is building site b) nearby train station is building site c) nearby Tube station is building site & shut. #
- However, when works are finished in 2011 all will be wonderful #
- am juvenilely amused by the overlap of responses between @cathelliott and @antonvowl #
- Doctors 'can bugger off': http://tinyurl.com/n45qkp #
- Dammit, I thought I'd escaped from Orange: http://tinyurl.com/m3vm7z #
- "Army makes safe 600lb border bomb" http://bit.ly/Xnsmy – I'm not sure the Army should really be making bombs, but I'm glad they're safe #
- "Boyle edges closer to porno" – having read the headline, I was very relieved by the content: http://bit.ly/L4h2Z #
- Apple are fantastic, but Safari is actually the worst browser I've ever used. It makes IE look Excellent. C'mon Google, Mac Chrome NOW. #
- Fuck. Need to be in Bristol in 1h20m. Still in bed. Sceptical this will work. #
- On train back from Bristol having visited 2 old friends and a v new one. A good day. #
- Presumptious of me to call someone not yet capable of sitting up 'friend'; she may decide to hate me once able to formulate opinions… #
- There is, quite literally, nothing better than the second (metaphorical) side of Abbey Road. If you think there is, you're mistaken. #
- Finished The Corner. War on Some Drugs v depressing. Then read daft 'evil bankers' piece from R. Nader. Ignorance of lefties v depressing. #
- Authoritarian nonsense, driven by the Nazi tendencies of the lower-middle-classes, is why we're screwed. The bankers are an irrelevance. #
- See: grog. Legal, enjoyed by almost everyone, Paul Walsh doesn't shoot anyone, all fine. Admittedly, tis also in the puritan twunts' sights #
- Meanwhile the bankers have given us a decade of cheap entertainment, followed by one year of rubbishness, all at the expense of the Chinese #
- Compared to the puritans, they're Solomon and Santa Claus rolled into one #
- Annoyed I'm following @quincytweets already, a Twitter poem (twoem?) would be qualitative. #
- I was hoping #DavidCookRocks was some kind of crack fiend anthem, but apparently it's just appreciative of a lame Pop Idol singer #
- Headphone review tweets from @tygerland reminding me why I stopped reading What Hi-Fi… #
- …and yes, Twitter is a radically stupid medium for trying to express complex ideas. Back to my book & whisky… #
- Do physicists call higher dimensions "branes" out of deference to N Molesworth? String theory def makes my brane hurt. #
- Why is Ian Rankin the UK's most successful crime author, and Christopher Brookmyre, erm, not? Edinburgh more glam than Glasgie, is it…? #
- "Scotland is beautiful. It's also cold, cruel and unforgiving if you don't treat it with respect" – this is why I like Scots birds^H^Hwomen #
- Depressed by the tweets of people who've achieved things today. I've reheated some pasta and eaten a passionfruit. #
- I suppose my liver has probably been working fairly hard. Well done it. #
- I might have a kebab later, depending on whether I can face leaving the house. In the meantime I'm watching downloaded eps of Fist of Fun #
- When I saw Fist of Fun 14 years ago, I assumed that at 30 I'd be a famous and successful comedian and writer like @richardherring #
- Although looking on the bright side, I'm about as likely to get my own TV show as he is… #
- Nice kebab or horrible pizza? Latter involves not leaving house or spending money. But is horrible. #
- If only I had a servant I could despatch to the kebab establishment. And borrow money from. #
- I made it to the kebab shop. I had a large kofte. It was excellent. Then I watched some Anthony Bourdain. #
- Achievements for day: left house, put on dishwasher, cut nails. Hooray for six billion years of evolution. #
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