- RT @DrSamuelJohnson The Tory sees the BBC as a Nest of Whigs, the Whig sees it as a Nest of Tories, when 'tis a Nest of FOPS #
- Conjecture: if someone's been dead over 5 years, then IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY JUST FUCKING LET IT GO. See: Lockerbie, Chappaquiddick, etc. #
- Half a day more work. Then Ryanair *shiver*. Then port, sun & wedding. Yay Oporto. #
- Not mine, obviously. LADIES OF TWITTER, I'M STILL AVAILABLE. #
- BUT NOT DESPERATE. #
- Genius ad. Absolute quality, and makes a good point: http://bit.ly/2cfM3l – unsurprisingly, idiots are offended #
- Much as I dislike Chelsea, the FIFA ruling is utterly bloody ridiculous #
- Litigious billionaire terror-supporter dead. Hurrah! http://tinyurl.com/mrc85h #
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