- I backed a horse that came in at ten to one. unfortunately it was running in the 1130 #oldjokesfornogoodreason #
- (yes, I know that slating alcohol marketing isn't normally how I roll, but the JW ad was fucking egregious) #
- Sometimes I forget ppl like @hematuria and @anattendantlord are many hrs ahead, and briefly assume they're ultra-hardcore workers-n-players #
- I think it's cuz they don't write like N Americans. Although @hematuria clearly has the sidies of a native Nu Yoiker. #
- Pleased that #deviantart is a trending wotsit. Displeased that GI Joe is one. It's called "Action Man", FFS. #
- I love my MacBook Air to the point that I sometimes call her 'her'. But Safari is the worst browser ever; it's even worse than IE #
- Dans le port d'Amsterdam il y a de marins qui qui boivent, et qui boivent et reboivent, et qui reboivent – have it. http://bit.ly/q0WO #
- Been listening to Brel & Walker for an hour; Spotify reckons ad for blood donation is way forward. If I slit wrists you'll be 1st to know… #
- Enough mid-20th-century dramatic lyrical music. Bedtime. G'night, world o'Twitter #
- Why do we waste money on treating shoplifting as a criminal offence, given that there are no social benefits to deterring it? #
- Far better to force stores to pursue individuals for civil damages… #
- Relatedly, crown prosecutor Martin Lindop should be hanged: http://bit.ly/4c0kSe #
- have baled on clubbing in favour of cocktails and movies. yay the wisdom of age #
- Happy, for once. W00t! #
- It's Jo And Danny are one of the most wonderful bands ever #
- Sadly they appear not to be on Spotify, so you'll have to take my word for it. Or pay them real money for a real album: http://bit.ly/a6uID #
- I love Manda Rin: http://bit.ly/XyQ2m #
- Is it objectification to point out how hot I find @pennyred's sulky CiF profile pic http://bit.ly/8S0cB ? Fairly sure it is. Sorry, feminism #
- If I were Clarkson, the last comment could be taken as sheer tossery, rather than self-parody as sleazy-but-feminist man. Am not Clarkson #
- Dozens of Helen Love tracks on Spotify. Hell yeah! It's 1996 in my head for the next 40 mins. #
- "I'm having sedation since Kula Shaker came along". Understandably. #
- (was delighted to see KS on My Super Sweet 16 UK, playing at a spoilt rich girl's birthday party. Oh, how the not-very-mighty are fallen) #
- Quality sarcastic HL reference to Swells (sniff): http://bit.ly/v4pfB – also, err? http://bit.ly/6uLoM #
- …and finally. There will never be a song better than this: http://bit.ly/DODsD (spent the advance on a pinball table) #
- Captivated by Welshness, I failed. This is better. Not in a morbid way, but this is my funeral tune: http://bit.ly/1ajaqY #
- Grumpy I can only find LastFM link: not on Spotify and Youtube version awful. OTOH, that's like being upset my rocket car only does 1000mph #
- To compensate for @charltonbrooker's evil bedtime story, here's a sweet one: http://bit.ly/4jd1CT #
- This is a bit pathetic: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8192013.stm – then again, badminton's hardly a super-macho sport #
- If this was a gang fight, rather than racist bullying, it'd be T3H @wsuMZ #
- this is link: http://bit.ly/2LOn3J #
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