- Any puritan/moralist types want to explain how this warrants criminal prosecution, rather than ‘best get a new career’? http://is.gd/1wdhl #
- RT @AdamBienkov: #Tories will prolong your misery shock http://bit.ly/3uVQjg #
- I’d forgotten that neocons described themselves as ‘liberals mugged by reality’. Struggling to think of a group less acquainted with reality #
- Clue is a very silly film. #obvious #
- Harry Hutton is on excellent form re: the poor sod who got blackmailed in Russia: http://bit.ly/Xxvl9 #
- What could possibly be worse than NHS NPfIT? The Tory plans to replace it with MS and Google, of course: http://is.gd/1x9yF #aaaaaaaaaaargh #
- For ‘if my aunt had a cock she could be my uncle’ values of ‘could’, perhaps: http://bit.ly/1azV9D #
- RT @benparkatbjs Why Britain is better than America: http://tinyurl.com/4lhqkh (via @TACJ) #
- A prize for the first spotting of an idiot Tory using this headline as an argument against gay parenting: http://bit.ly/wvwxn #
- Thanks to Alan Coren’s genes for making possible the most entertaining 90 minutes of my evening #
- Yes, i’m willing to prostitute myself for Florence & The Machine tickets #LDNcomp #
- How’d it get to 2pm? Those were some of the fastest five work hours ever… #
- Union forces to declare war on secessionist California: http://bit.ly/a2Gcf #
- RT @davidsteven: At least if #swineflu evolves into something more deadly, creationists are going to be safe (via @bloggerheads) #
- US justice in no sense gibberingly, insanely harsh: 4 years for minor theft from commercial premises http://is.gd/1yGR1 (via @mrpower) #
- That’s theft worth £1000, or 2 weeks’ work at average wage -so 4 weeks jail might just about be fair. Any more obviously loony. #
- 2 of my best friends ever have just successfully created another one of them. Yay! Fair to point out one did more work than t’other I guess #
- I’d vote for the Legislative and Executive Movement of Our Nation Party. (from http://bit.ly/QXrFb via @dnotice) #
- Why does ‘bring forth men-children only’ quote come to mind? http://bit.ly/sRuGl #
- Fnarr. Also, sounds really quite fun: http://bit.ly/KXpOV #
- Bored of timber #
- RT @themanwhofell My first act as Lord Mayor of Twitter will be to ban hashtags. #banhashtags #
- Powdered baby milk *saves* lives by preventing mother-to-baby AIDS transmission #competitivegeekbaiting (inspired by @griefoftwats) #
- Bob Crow teaming up with black cab drivers: http://bit.ly/JvEpW #nazisovietpact #
- The Romans are a bunch of pansies and the Huns will kill you all within a few generations #competitivegothbaiting #
- RT @hungbunny In case the Ashes and Tour de France aren’t thrilling enough for you, there’s 11 hours of golf on BBC2 today http://tr.im/sAAz #
- Catholic schools in ‘favouring Catholics’ shock: http://u.mavrev.com/o2sa – what religion is the Pope again…? (via @mattwardman) #
- The end times are upon us – RT @bigdaddymerk From bad to worse: Jo Whiley to lose radio 1 slot to Fearne Cotton. Jesus. #
- I’d forgotten how much of a cock Dan Hardie can be: http://is.gd/1BrD0 #
- Murder FACT: the 18 million people of New York City and New Jersey last year committed 50% more murders than the 60 million people of the UK #
- This is weirdly hypnotic: http://pingwire.com/ #
- So I got drunk last night, woke up at 6AM feeling fine, and have been awake and alert for hours. Why does that never happen on work days? #
- Amazon deletes 1984 from customers’ Kindles: http://is.gd/1D43h #
- Comment #5 here is WIN: http://bit.ly/74o7t #
- The slightly confused-seeming doctor who does the History of Surgery programme on BBC is the absolute Don. #
- Juno is the sweetest film ever, and Mitchell & Webb are comedy genii. Also, alcohol impairs my critical faculties. #
- Very much enjoying live-wrestling tweets from @ladymcscamp #
- Damn right: RT @tygerland “Can marriage mend broken Britain?” Sorry, BBC, I don’t accept the premise of the question. Britain isn’t broken. #
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