Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-12

• Noting the correlation between ‘people who make noise complaints’ and ‘miserable bastards who’re jealous that other people get to have fun’. #
• It’s one-to-one in my book. #
• I’ve never made a noise complaint. It’s only noise, FFS: sleep through it, or kill yourself if you’re too pathetic to manage that #
• Actually, that’s a lie: my ex once made me complain to a neighbour about noise. I respected her less for it. We broke up shortly after. #
• Clearly if I were an honourable man who valued principles over domestic harmony, I’d have given the ‘sleep or kill self’ response #
• RT @qwghlm Religion enshrined in law telling people what they can’t do one day of the week when most people don’t practice it – backwards #
• Gibbering incoherent nonsense FTW: http://bit.ly/LXi3P #
• “If you imagined the most boring person ever there’s a good chance he’d be called Roger & come from Switzerland” http://is.gd/1oJ7u #
• Hard to not: RT @catdonnelly Is it not odd to hoover the tiles out front of your house in only pants, whilst simultaneously looking shifty? #
• “a crisis they did not create” – perhaps, but did massively profit from the upside http://bit.ly/33TUm7 #
• RT @uaf Cops swoop on BNP terrorists http://bit.ly/WkdAW. RT and get this trending! #theBNParetwats #
• Fair point – RT @qwghlm @johnb78 @uaf Even alleged murderous fascists have the right to presumed innocence, surely? #
• Can someone explain why locking this chap up is a Good Idea? – http://bit.ly/GxiQe #
• Loony win: http://bit.ly/bURrG #
• Head still not quite right. Hoping early, sober night will sort it out. Apparently lost weekend isn’t the best followup to jetlag after all #
• RT @themanwhofell Poor Michael Jackson. He is not The King of Pop. He is The Jonathan King of Pop. #
• Off to Leeds at the weekend. First-class-return-for-£60-woo #
• R Herring’s nicked iPhone experience reminds me of all my cop interactions – very helpful, despite trivial offence http://tinyurl.com/mj9u2f #
• Makes me wonder about the right-whingers who think police never turn up, help etc – is it because they’re rude arrogant twunts maybe? #
• RT @JonnyB Basically, all you have to do to get new followers is to talk in nouns. Wine, horse racing, flowers, garden furniture, porn. #
• http://bit.ly/XtBNs http://bit.ly/UThZc – yay, my allies aren’t as bigoted as the Tories; shame they’ve fuck all clue #
• Good piece in @londonist on the ‘immigrants are taking our houses’ lie from @jonnelledge http://bit.ly/18JxQp #
• RT @CathElliott Letter to my 17yo daughter, in which D Cameron refers to adult female Tory candidate as a”girl” – http://twitpic.com/9rxmn #
• Utter bollocks from C4 news: http://bit.ly/3r7uLj – cloning and intercepting GSM/CDMA mobiles = impossible outside the lab #
• Voicemail hacking, downloading spyware, and bribing network engineers possible, obviously #
• Sensible gov’t move to save money; Taxpayers Alliance objects: http://bit.ly/u0QoT #
• People who whistle, play YouTube videos out loud, or talk, in offices should all be hanged. Bring back the Victorian workplace. #
• RT @johnbrissenden @STWuk Will Jack Straw prosecute himself under his new war criminals law? http://bit.ly/sV4n6 #
• Making scallops and bacon. Oh yeah. #
• Chinese government in ‘are corrupt evil bastards who fit people up for political reasons’ shock: http://bit.ly/JClxW #
• Walked past a homeless guy who was singing “when I was young I thought life was so logical”. I said that’s Supertramp. He said ta very much #
• In a better world, this kind of detailed investigation would be in the papers: http://bit.ly/H3cSv #
• Why is the only decent polemical investigative journalism now on blogs and in ageing rock mags ( http://bit.ly/IzE6E )? #
• RT @djbarker http://twitpic.com/9vd4i – The guy in this car just told me I’m not allowed to take his photo (via @qwghlm) #
• Nicholas Penny in ‘is a dismal twat’ shock: http://bit.ly/Sxrdh (via @AdamBienkov) #
• Haha RT @franksting: “11 Photos Where Black People Were Awkwardly Photoshopped In or Out” http://bit.ly/JWdB0 (via @mrpower) #
• Across The Univers #filmfonts #
• Zapf to the Future #filmfonts #
• Madame Sans-Serif #filmfonts http://bit.ly/HRAoy #
• I Love Lucida #filmfonts #
• Last Chancery Harvey #filmfonts #
• Apparently these are the chaps on fire: http://www.futurecapitalpartners.com/ #
• #followfriday @mrpower @hungbunny @kara_simsek @preachypreach @blueprintmag @flashboy #
• Epic (non-vandalistic) graffiti fun: http://bit.ly/DldSX – via b3ta #
• Quite funny – http://dailyweek.com – but no RSS feed so I’ll never see it again :-( #
• Being part of a pub co-operative could be rather fun, anyone else upferit? http://bit.ly/tWnTr (via @theblogpaper) #
• In Bedfordshire. Wish this was a twee euphemism #
• Looking forward to LFAT’s impassioned defence of Simon Bikindi http://bit.ly/gRNQS http://is.gd/1uyVF #
• mildly surprised to discover the festival i’ve been dragged to LEe #
• mildly surprised to discover the festival i’ve been dragged to Leeds for is actually a school fete #
• On the plus side, only 5 hours til Chumbawamba come on #
• on plus side, a steel drum band of schoolkids is playing Teenage Kicks #
• …and now One Step Beyond. Epic. #
• too much wholesome enthusiasm. have gone to old man pub to drink guinness and eat scampi fries #
• Back. more festivally & less schooly. ukeleles go! #
• ukelele people covering Teenage Dirtbag in the style of the Sundays. Or I’ve taken too many drugs. VIEWER DECIDES #

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