Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-05

• Yes, Mumbai is indeed hotter and damper than London. Including all of London’s Turkish baths. #
• Good @realdmitchell article, most of the commenters are ignorant fucktards: http://bit.ly/IY5YC #gasthenonswearingcuntwits #
• I agreee about 75% with this piece – http://bit.ly/10sbZI – but 100% with running it now rather than deferring to sentimental ‘respect’-ery #
• Idly contemplating whether to order idli. Or a kebab. And whether a bottle of wine would be excessive. #
• This is rather sweet, but will make you feel *very* old: http://bit.ly/UZ497 #
• What’s the best way to defend democracy? A military coup, of course! Mary O’Grady = massive eejit http://bit.ly/kX3f0 #
• This is an easy one – “no, of course not” – RT @libcon Article: Do we need an ‘Armed Forces Day’? http://bit.ly/DwoBg #
• This is what globalisation is for: so I can sit in a Hyderabad hotel room, drunkish on decentish local red, slagging off Brits on Twitter #
• Odd news: RBS beats HSBC to come 4th in “World’s Strongest Bank” league http://bit.ly/5oTJW #
• In 1997-00, Tories so unpopular that OUCA = uglygeekboys. Mebbe why I’ve always written ’em off. 1989 a different story http://bit.ly/7l6bT #
• Ooops. Nearly sent a msg to @herring1967 referencing a gag that was actually by @realdmitchell. Not sure how I could’ve’ lived that down #
• How come @bigdaddymerk gets the Queen for 69p a year, whereas when I try I’m arrested for high treason, stalking and gerontophilia? #
• As far as I can see, nobody in the UK’s been mad enough to draw this comparison: http://tinyurl.com/nfedlw – but give them time #
• I don’t get the Madoff sentencing. Some rich people lost some money. Why’s that 150 years’ jail, rather than 150 hours’ community service? #
• Thanks to @beatniksalad, I discover that Bernie Madoff cleaned out the Kissingers. Surely reason for forgiveness in & per se? #
• Need to go to bed, as need to get up at 0430, catch an intercontinental flight, arrive, do a day’s work and go to a gig. #preemptivelytired #
• (nb: it’s 8pm here) #
• Grr. Obviously the day I get from plane to luggage in 15 mins wil be the day luggage takes 45 mins to arrive #
• fuck me, London hotter than India and less air conditioned. #
• Can’t think of a witty comment but digging the VHS #virgilioanderson #
• Flash picnic in Bermondsey Square at 1730 today – please RT: http://tinyurl.com/lz58mk #
• The Economist meets the King of Sweden, is impressed: http://bit.ly/Rnyf5 #
• If I met the King of Sweden I’d find it very difficult to avoid asking him to buy me things that I was needin’… #
• Nobody tell Michael O’Leary about this, OK? – http://bit.ly/iSj9T #
• I’m meeting a man in a pub later today who’s going to sell me two live crustaceans. I feel disturbingly like Withnail as a result #
• END OF WEEK #
• i’ve got a carrier bag with two live animals in it. this seems weird #
• Today is a day for drinking wine and cooking lobsters. Yes it is. #
• What is it with F1 and Nazis? http://bit.ly/3wPXCH (via @cynicaldragon) #
• Preparing for housewarming. Champagne and lobsters FTW. If you’re following me you’re invited. #
• nef really are an appalling bunch of charlatans: http://bit.ly/PI7Lj is some of the worst analysis of anything I’ve ever seen. #
• aaagh. hangover-tastic. vague memories of sleazy and bad things. sunday morning, in other words. #

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