- Not enjoying return to work. Feel utterly poleaxed, even though Monday was a day of great sobriety and moderation. #
- “What’s *like* Butt Hole but slightly more polite?” “I know, ‘Archer’!” http://bit.ly/UtterlyButterly #
- @antonvowl @billybragg bloody hell, that’s some scary voodoo you’ve got there #
- Germans in ‘even more terrifyingly insane than us’ award: http://tinyurl.com/rcgfhd #
- Early night. Tour of half-built railway line in the morning. Good follow-up to silly weekend. #
- @bloggerheads shame Izzard didn’t mention that best way to keep #thebnparetwats out is voting green http://tinyurl.com/rxsxnm #
- I wwonder if ppl who thought falling £/$ rates = OMG WE’RE FUXXORED now think we’re in a new age of milk and honey http://tinyurl.com/pltrl9 #
- Just overheard in office: “the bad news is you’re sacked, the good news is not yet so get on with your work” #
- I *think* it was a joke #
- “Banking industry now held in such contempt customers feel safer handing money to people who are openly Spanish” http://tinyurl.com/rb9kc5 #
- I now have 5 hours of recurring-forever meetings scheduled every single Monday, starting at 9AM. Woo. #
- @mrpower wow, that’s some of the silliest nonsense I’ve ever read, even by US right-wing-blog standards never mind MSM in reply to mrpower #
- Surely this should be Comic Sans? http://xkcd.com/590/ #
- @antonvowl indeed. Hence, if I wanted to rile a typography lover, I’d use Comic Sans rather than Papyrus… #
- Quality old joke repurposing: RT @chickyog Bill Cash: ‘my flat was incredibly small.’ Yeah, and so’s my violin, mate. #
- @catdonnelly insert ‘careless wispa’ gag #
- RT @antonvowl Dear Iain Dale, I think Nadine Dorries is a twat. This doesn’t mean I think you’re a twat. But as it happens, I do. #
- I totally did this, and it totally worked: http://tinyurl.com/q834on #
- Grass “greener on other side”: http://tinyurl.com/my9prx #
- “As you all know I’m a big fan of 70s prog/synth rock soundtracks to italian horror movies” is not a good way to begin an email #
- I bought some trendy East German sneakers on ebay. Bastards reported me to the Stasi #
- A guide to right-wing thought – RT @dnotice: Why the X hate the Y http://is.gd/Kwiz #
- arr. too hungover. can you get new heads on eBay? #
- @dnotice I’ve already got one of those! I want an unshrunken, unpickled, thoroughly hydrated one… #
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yeah, I think you should probably leave the phone at home when you're out getting pissed. ;-)